I’m on crack
It is so whack
to think that I
am on crack

Oh so hungry
need some snack
Only kidding
I am not baked
I’m on crack

I highly lack
enough crack
I need to get
into my room
to my iMac
to go online
to find some more
pack of crack

My dealer
his name is Jack
He’s so slack
It’s strange
considering
he’s on crack

He’s not a hack
He knows his shit
He’s on track
to get me more
awesome crack

Jinny called back
She needs crack
Jinny has a
really nice rack

I want her back
She is so whack
I hope that she
will take me back

I called up Zac
As a prank
Said I’m a cop
He almost had
a heart attack

While on crack
I realized
that life isn’t
white and black

It’s whack
like crack
Like a monkey
upon my back

Getting too late
It’s eight o’clack
It’s time for me
to hit the sack

I’ll have dreams
Whacky dreams
Some of Jinny
Some of crack